Best friends Rachel and Jen turned 30 in the same year. Here are the poems
they wrote to each other to commemorate the special birthday:
Rachel’s poem to Jen:
Happy Birthday to a girl who’s 30
She’s my best friend and she’s rather flirty.
With her 95 year old men fall in love
Cuz she finally found skinny jeans that fit like a glove.
I wish she would like me more than her dog,
But I just can’t compete with that snorting hog.
Not sure why cause he’s pretty needy-
Oh well, I guess I’m just being greedy.
9 years has passed with this friend of mine,
But we’re a long way off from the end of the line.
Sometimes we giggle so hard we can’t speak,
Especially when we watch “Drive”-we laugh for a week.
People say we’re too much the same,
But that’s what happens when you know someone’s brain.
If you know us well we are quite different,
On our birth certs you won’t find a misprint.
We aren’t sisters or twins with the same mom and dad,
Just friends who replace the sibling neither of us had.
She’s soft, I’m hard.
She’s open, I have a guard.
She’s nice, I’m truth.
She’s logic, I’m youth.
When she’s sad I sing her Justin Bieb,
And she looks at me like I’m a dorky dweeb.
Deep down I know she loves every minute,
And when she sees something I like she will always pin it.
Every brunette needs a blonde best friend,
And that’s why I’ll have her til the bitter end.
Today is the day my roommate was born,
Thanks to her parents and a whole lot of porn!
Love you Jennifer. “What would you do without me?”
Jen’s poem to Rachel: